Laugh-out-loud Enthusiast Pillows

Canned Laughter

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

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"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Do Not Resuscitate

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Faster, Georges, faster!

Cariactures

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Cannonball!'

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City