Laugh-out-loud Advocate Pillows

'I remember when he was with CND.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'What'll it be?'

King and Jester

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

Preserve these Wetlands.

Clive Anderson

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

'You are here' T-shirt,

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

"It's just the milk talking."

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

Fish Pedicure

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

'Summited Mount Everest, did you? Was that just the one time?'

Parroting

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

"Can you do any other impressions, apart from; John, your milkman?"

'I was practising my stand-up comedy routines in here last night and cracked up the bell.'

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.