Laugh-out-loud Advocate Gifts

'I remember when he was with CND.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'What'll it be?'

King and Jester

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Preserve these Wetlands.

Clive Anderson

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

'You are here' T-shirt,

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

The protestor's complaint. Chiropractor. My back won't let me stand up for what I believe in, but it also won't let me just take things sitting down.

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

Ross Noble

Isaac Newton's brother, Bobo, discovers levity.

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

"It's just the milk talking."

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

Fish Pedicure

'Summited Mount Everest, did you? Was that just the one time?'

Parroting

Harry Hill

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

"Can you do any other impressions, apart from; John, your milkman?"

Billy Connelly.

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.