Humor-loving Activist Gifts

Preserve these Wetlands.

The Berlin Peace Movement

'What'll it be?'

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"Welcome to Baby Co. You have some big pants to fill here, young man."

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

The protestor's complaint. Chiropractor. My back won't let me stand up for what I believe in, but it also won't let me just take things sitting down.

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

Equity Table Dance Club

Lack History Month

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

The Slumber Party.

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

On Strike

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

Peace inactivist

Klutz Refinery, Unauthorized Personnel Only

'I'm doing my bit to develop a global response as part of Fonterra's infant formula risk management strategy.'

"Whadda we want?"

Insulate Britain Fundamentalists

Waiter, who are those protesters outside? They're from "PETFS": People for the Ethical Treatment of Flies in Soup.

"I'm an athlete the way Buzzy here is an apex predator."

"Let's play David and Goliath. You'll be David and I'll be the ACLU."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"The floor is lava, and without intervention the entire house will be lava by 2050."

Ladies-Gents-Whatever

Occupy Business