Humor Advocate Gifts

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

Manny from heaven

'You're telling a king to use a number two pencil?'

"I'm an athlete the way Buzzy here is an apex predator."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'What'll it be?'

Preserve these Wetlands.

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Rodins rotten juggler

Clive Anderson

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"Welcome to Baby Co. You have some big pants to fill here, young man."

'Well, here it is, but I don't see any pot.'

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

"I have an overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood"

'Isn't this better? I told you we could change things if we just stood up to them!'

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

Milk is for wimps.

'And we've switched from rats to lawyers because there are some things even rats won't do.'

"Strange!. . . . Other high schools get besieged by headhunters."

'Sit down. I'll like to discuss your expense account.'

"If you would increase my salary you'd feel I'm worth more."

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

Last Activist Standing

"Just be grateful that I'm putting the apple in this end...!"

'My client pleads innocent due to temporary egomania.'

"Yes, I know I told you to diversify."

"I want you to follow my husband everywhere he goes and nag him."

"Oh they're bred to have three legs."

'I remember when he was with CND.'

'She found him though a dating agency but forgot to look at his sell by date!'

Man putting 'classified ads' paper into man's hat, where sign reads 'Jobless Hungry Help'.