Humor Advocate Gifts

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

Manny from heaven

'You're telling a king to use a number two pencil?'

"I'm an athlete the way Buzzy here is an apex predator."

'What'll it be?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Rodins rotten juggler

Clive Anderson

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

Preserve these Wetlands.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"Welcome to Baby Co. You have some big pants to fill here, young man."

'Well, here it is, but I don't see any pot.'

You're right, judge: I don't have a legal leg to stand on. Obviously, I need to lie down in your chambers before I fall over. Why don't you look in on me in a few minutes?

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

"I have an overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood"

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

'Isn't this better? I told you we could change things if we just stood up to them!'

Milk is for wimps.

"If you would increase my salary you'd feel I'm worth more."

'I'm doing my bit to develop a global response as part of Fonterra's infant formula risk management strategy.'

'Sit down. I'll like to discuss your expense account.'

"Strange!. . . . Other high schools get besieged by headhunters."

'And we've switched from rats to lawyers because there are some things even rats won't do.'

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

'My client pleads innocent due to temporary egomania.'

Last Activist Standing

"Just be grateful that I'm putting the apple in this end...!"

"Yes, I know I told you to diversify."

"I want you to follow my husband everywhere he goes and nag him."

"Oh they're bred to have three legs."

'She found him though a dating agency but forgot to look at his sell by date!'