Advocacy Humor Gifts

"Strange!. . . . Other high schools get besieged by headhunters."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'What'll it be?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Preserve these Wetlands.

Horace Mann

Rodins rotten juggler

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Equity Table Dance Club

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"You talkin' to me?"

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

'And we've switched from rats to lawyers because there are some things even rats won't do.'

"If you would increase my salary you'd feel I'm worth more."

'Sit down. I'll like to discuss your expense account.'

"Your defeat in the election is due to your parents, not us!"

'I'm doing my bit to develop a global response as part of Fonterra's infant formula risk management strategy.'

Insulate Britain Fundamentalists

"Whadda we want?"

"I'm an athlete the way Buzzy here is an apex predator."

"Just be grateful that I'm putting the apple in this end...!"

Last Activist Standing

"Damn! I forgot the Thermos flask."

Stop Sexual Exploitation At Work!

'I was doing fine in court... and then they had to get 'legal' on me.'

"Yes, I know I told you to diversify."

'My client pleads innocent due to temporary egomania.'

'You're telling a king to use a number two pencil?'

"Oh they're bred to have three legs."