Advocacy Humor Gifts

"Strange!. . . . Other high schools get besieged by headhunters."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'What'll it be?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Rodins rotten juggler

Horace Mann

Preserve these Wetlands.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Equity Table Dance Club

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

"You talkin' to me?"

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

"Your defeat in the election is due to your parents, not us!"

"Whadda we want?"

"If you would increase my salary you'd feel I'm worth more."

'Sit down. I'll like to discuss your expense account.'

'And we've switched from rats to lawyers because there are some things even rats won't do.'

"I'm an athlete the way Buzzy here is an apex predator."

'I was doing fine in court... and then they had to get 'legal' on me.'

"Yes, I know I told you to diversify."

'My client pleads innocent due to temporary egomania.'

Stop Sexual Exploitation At Work!

Last Activist Standing

"Just be grateful that I'm putting the apple in this end...!"

"Damn! I forgot the Thermos flask."

'You're telling a king to use a number two pencil?'

"Oh they're bred to have three legs."

Man putting 'classified ads' paper into man's hat, where sign reads 'Jobless Hungry Help'.