Humorous Activist Gifts

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

The Berlin Peace Movement

'What'll it be?'

Preserve these Wetlands.

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Equity Table Dance Club

The protestor's complaint. Chiropractor. My back won't let me stand up for what I believe in, but it also won't let me just take things sitting down.

Lack History Month

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

The Slumber Party.

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

On Strike

"Well that's a bit bloody inconvenient!"

Turkey Hostage.

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

Peace inactivist

The alt-right. Also the alt-right

"The floor is lava, and without intervention the entire house will be lava by 2050."

Insulate Britain Fundamentalists

Ladies-Gents-Whatever

'I'm doing my bit to develop a global response as part of Fonterra's infant formula risk management strategy.'

"Strange!. . . . Other high schools get besieged by headhunters."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Let's play David and Goliath. You'll be David and I'll be the ACLU."

Waiter, who are those protesters outside? They're from "PETFS": People for the Ethical Treatment of Flies in Soup.

"I'm an athlete the way Buzzy here is an apex predator."

"Whadda we want?"

'We are the 99%. . . who want the new iphone!!'

'My client pleads innocent due to temporary egomania.'

Occupy Business