Humor Activist Gifts

"Just be grateful that I'm putting the apple in this end...!"

'What'll it be?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Preserve these Wetlands.

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

"Welcome to Baby Co. You have some big pants to fill here, young man."

Lack History Month

Equity Table Dance Club

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

The Slumber Party.

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

On Strike

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

'I swear, one of these days I'm going to win one!'

Peace inactivist

The alt-right. Also the alt-right

'Sit down. I'll like to discuss your expense account.'

"Whadda we want?"

"Strange!. . . . Other high schools get besieged by headhunters."

'I'm doing my bit to develop a global response as part of Fonterra's infant formula risk management strategy.'

"If you would increase my salary you'd feel I'm worth more."

Ladies-Gents-Whatever

"I'm an athlete the way Buzzy here is an apex predator."

Insulate Britain Fundamentalists

Waiter, who are those protesters outside? They're from "PETFS": People for the Ethical Treatment of Flies in Soup.

The Supremes Make Me Sick