Witty Banter Advocate Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who thrives on witty banter and clever comebacks? Our collection celebrates the art of playful dialogue with humorous, smart products. Whether it’s for a friend, coworker, or family member, these gifts make every conversation more fun and filled with personality. Discover designs that show off their sharp wit and love of wordplay across mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. A witty banter advocate deserves a gift that matches their razor-sharp humor!

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Milk is for wimps.

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

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"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!" mockup

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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"Touché"

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'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.' mockup

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

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"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!" mockup

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

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"I'll have a man overboard!"

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'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?' mockup

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

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"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure." mockup

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."

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When Stupid People Get an Idea

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Cold caller.

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Heart To Heart

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The Gilmore Girls

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A lesson in wit

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"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm." mockup

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

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'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.' mockup

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

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'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.' mockup

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

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"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'." mockup

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

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"Is there a humorist in the house?" mockup

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

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'Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober, and you'll still be a giraffe!'

'Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober, and you'll still be a giraffe!' mockup

'Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober, and you'll still be a giraffe!'

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'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?' mockup

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

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"O.K., your mouth may be clean but I'll bet your mind is filthy."

"O.K., your mouth may be clean but I'll bet your mind is filthy." mockup

"O.K., your mouth may be clean but I'll bet your mind is filthy."

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Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972 mockup

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

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'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.' mockup

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

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"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?" mockup

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

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Know-it-alls

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"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit." mockup

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

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'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.' mockup

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

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Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . . mockup

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

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Full Of Beans

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'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.' mockup

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

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"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?" mockup

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

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'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.' mockup

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

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Witty Banter Advocate Gifts Collection

Witty Banter Advocate Mugs

Explore our collection of witty banter mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for the sharp-tongued friend or coworker in your life.

Witty Banter Advocate Pillows

Bring humor into their home with pillows featuring witty quotes and playful designs, perfect for adding personality to any space.

Witty Banter Advocate Prints

Brighten their decor with prints that showcase their love for witty banter—perfect for framing or gifting to a humor enthusiast.

Witty Banter Advocate T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts filled with witty quips and clever sayings—ideal for anyone who loves to wear their humor on their sleeve.