Witty Banter Specialist Gifts

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"Do you believe fish is brain food?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Touché"

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Crow and fox

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"You do realise that this position is only for the assistant bootlicker to the CEO?"

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

Jokes machine.

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

'I understand you know how to treat a woman.'

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

The Algonquin Round Table

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."

The Gilmore Girls

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"So, what is your star sign?"

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

Heart To Heart

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

Bat out of Hell

Cold caller.