Witty Banterer Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who loves witty banter and clever comebacks? Our collection features playful and humorous items perfect for those who enjoy sharp wit and lighthearted humor. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, or print, these items are sure to bring a smile and a bit of sass to their day.

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'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.' mockup

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

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"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses." mockup

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

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"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?" mockup

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

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Crow and fox

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'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?' mockup

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

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LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.' mockup

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

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"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!" mockup

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

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"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy." mockup

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

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"I'll have a man overboard!"

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Jokes machine.

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The Algonquin Round Table

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"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure." mockup

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."

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"So, what is your star sign?"

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'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.' mockup

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

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Bat out of Hell

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"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm." mockup

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

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A lesson in wit

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The Gilmore Girls

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"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights." mockup

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

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Heart To Heart

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"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'" mockup

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

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When Stupid People Get an Idea

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Cold caller.

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'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.' mockup

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

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"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat." mockup

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

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"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?" mockup

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

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'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.' mockup

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

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'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.' mockup

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

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'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?' mockup

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

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"O.K., your mouth may be clean but I'll bet your mind is filthy."

"O.K., your mouth may be clean but I'll bet your mind is filthy." mockup

"O.K., your mouth may be clean but I'll bet your mind is filthy."

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Witty Banterer Gifts Collection

Witty Banterer Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs, perfect for the clever banterer who loves a good laugh with their morning brew.

Witty Banterer Pillows

Discover witty and humorous pillows that are perfect for adding a playful touch to their living space.

Witty Banterer Prints

Browse our selection of witty prints to bring humor and personality to their home or office decor.

Witty Banterer T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts, designed for those who love to showcase their quick wit and humorous personality.