Witty Banter Buff Gifts

Gloria accused me of mansplaining. Would you like me to wolverinesplain something to her? It might provide some perspective.

Prodigious!

Might And Mane

"Hey - you're a real stand-up guy. . . !"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

Cheeze Wiz.

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

The Golfing Accident

"I have no thumbs."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Wedding disaster #27.

"Touché"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

Pope tarts.

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'