Witty Banter Buff Mugs

Prodigious!

Might And Mane

"Hey - you're a real stand-up guy. . . !"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

The Golfing Accident

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I have no thumbs."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Touché"

"And would you like flies with that?"

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Ah, business as usual.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'