Lighthearted Chuckle-lover Gifts

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

'Right, now learn this trick...'

A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'What colour is a hiccup?'

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

Tragedy and Material

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Carpet cleaning

It was the last time Colin would buy anything online!

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'Fancy a banana split?'

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

Mind lost by a mother.

Great gift ideas for the older man.