Laugh-loving Legend T-Shirts

Tragedy and Material

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

King and Jester

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"It's weeder's elbow."

'You are here' T-shirt,

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

"It's just the milk talking."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Fish Pedicure