Laugh-out-loud Maestro T-Shirts

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Tragedy and Material

Dara O' Briain

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

The Violin Artist

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

Joker in jail

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

'I decided to do a video report. Do you want the classroom version or the director's cut?'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

Audience given prompt to laugh: 'I don't think it's funny either - Now laugh!'

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

Canned Laughter

"This is Harold. . . He's in charge of office merriment."

Cartoonist Thinking Whilst His Pencil Snoozes.

'Hey, I know what -- Let's have an enlightenment telethon!'

I lost my job as a political satirist because reality is funnier than I ever could be.

Man walking into fake Convenience store

'At Hyperbole Club'.