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'Come out with your fins up!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Orchestra.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

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"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

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Computer Music

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

A Dummy Corporation.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

The Violin Artist

"But this way I know where everything is."

Air catarrh.

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Martha Stewart at Home.

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

"Something has happened to the canary."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Carols

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

Baby driver

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

Singing

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."