Hook And Laughter Maestro Mugs

'Come out with your fins up!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Orchestra.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Computer Music

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

A Dummy Corporation.

The Violin Artist

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

Dara O' Briain

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Air catarrh.

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Carols

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

"Something has happened to the canary."

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

Baby driver

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

Singing

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

Audience given prompt to laugh: 'I don't think it's funny either - Now laugh!'