Merry Maestro T-Shirts

Carols

Orchestra.

"Textin’"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Twitter censorship

Violin Practise

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Computer Music

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'I think he is a composer.'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"Cool game!"

Surgical intervention on Emoticons

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand..."

Musical Prodigy

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

Adam with a selfie stick

"Does the court have any objection if I accompany my plea on the violin, your honour?"