Love Maestro T-Shirts

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Baby Mozart.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Grade 2 Cellist

Dynamite little combo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Timpani.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Kultural K9's.

Violin Practise

Malcolm Sargent

Edvard Grieg

Music producers.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Romantic Glass Blower

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

The Drummer

Street Organ - Monkey

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

I will be Bach.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'