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"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'I sent out for everything.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Life is for the birds.

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"You do like octopus?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

So Close..

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"The meeting will come to order."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I need to see your budget proposal."

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"You're such a good listener."