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"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'I sent out for everything.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Life is for the birds.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"You do like octopus?"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

So Close..

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"The meeting will come to order."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."