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'A pair of kings beats a pair of queens.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

Playing cards.

'Checkmate I think!'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

The nerds go on their first road trip.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "