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'My break, isn't it, Lang?'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Some card-game puns

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

scrabble love

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Stag poker"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Slug roulette

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

'Checkmate I think!'

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Playing cards.