Game Night Expert Gifts

'My break, isn't it, Lang?'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Some card-game puns

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

scrabble love

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Stag poker"

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Slug roulette

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Playing cards.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."