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'A six!...I'll take your church roof!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

scrabble love

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Playing cards.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Midnight Basketball

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Biliard Enthusiast

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'