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Out of a movie theatre and into the retailer's net.

"No, no, no! I'm sure such over-acting wowed them at the Nebraska Hamburger Theatre, but you're in the big leagues now, Bob."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

I love my Timpani

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Artist and Musician

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Scotch and water musick."

Dynamite little combo

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Three Ladies

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Malcolm Sargent

Kirsten Johnson

May your Christmas be full of harmony

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.