Movie Merch Maestro T-Shirts

Nah, I didn't see that movie. I bought the merchandise, though.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

The merger hits a snag.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"Sorry, I've got gas."

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

The TROU of the Baroque

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Loyd Grossman

"When you quote a Presidential candidate, Gorman, you do not—I repeat—do not roll your eyes."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'As a new investor, you'll be interested to know that the value of stocks are determined by the collective wisdom of all buyers and sellers.'

These remarks are completely off the record

Just Merged.

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"