Movie Maestro Gifts

Out of a movie theatre and into the retailer's net.

"No, no, no! I'm sure such over-acting wowed them at the Nebraska Hamburger Theatre, but you're in the big leagues now, Bob."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Scotch and water musick."

Dynamite little combo

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Artist and Musician

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Three Ladies

Kultural K9's.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Malcolm Sargent

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Kirsten Johnson

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"