Cinematic Maestro Gifts

Alfred Hitchcock

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

I love my Timpani

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Artist and Musician

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Scotch and water musick."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Three Ladies

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"I didn't get where I am by trying to please."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Boy whistling at crackers.

Quartet of chefs.

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Golden age of music

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Sir Edward Elgar

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

Best mates

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Ugh Not Again!'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.