Color Maestro Gifts

Blind painter

Painting

Titian

William Scott

Camille Pissarro

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'Are you done yet?'

Computer Music

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

Artistic Licence.

"Hey—no cheating!"

The Cartoonist's armoury

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

Cake Writer's Block

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

Director's Day Off

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"Taxi's waiting."

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

Ballet Birthday

Paul Gaugin

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'You're pretty good at coloring in the lines, Mom.'