Color Maestro Pillows

Blind painter

Painting

Titian

William Scott

Camille Pissarro

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Are you done yet?'

Computer Music

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

Artistic Licence.

"Hey—no cheating!"

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

The Cartoonist's armoury

Cake Writer's Block

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Director's Day Off

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

"Taxi's waiting."

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Paul Gaugin

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

Piano desk.

"Are we at the undercoat stage yet, or is this still the primer?"