Brush Maestro Pillows

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'They're great, but does your signature really have to include the 'D.D.S.'?'

Marty's blank canvas nightmare returned once again.

Artist

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

Desert Painter

'Smile, though your art is breaking.'

'Are you done yet?'

Paul Gaugin

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"Finally, my art degree is worth something."

The Cartoonist's armoury

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Hair Traffic control.

Painting

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Artistic Licence.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

Other men just sing in the bath

How to wear a false moustache.

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

'You've had enough.'

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

"Taxi's waiting."