Moustache Maestro Pillows

Two men discussing thier moustaches

The moustache movement. - No. II.

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'I didn't like my moustache at first. Then it grew on me.'

Normal people, just trying to grow nice bushy, non-ironic moustaches and they get all tied up in the whole Movember thing.

Movember

How to wear a false moustache.

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

Moustached Man

"I should warn you that I've stopped thinking of my moustache as ironic."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Movember

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Are you done yet?'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"This is my man cave."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Facial hair continental drift.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

The Cartoonist's armoury

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

"Cool game!"

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.