Moustache Master Pillows

Happy Movember.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

Moustached gentleman

Movember

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Street Organ - Monkey

'Are you done yet?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Facial hair continental drift.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

The Cartoonist's armoury

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

What's the time Mr Dali?

How to wear a false moustache.

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

"That's remarkably self aware of you."

A Moosetache.

Real men have facial hair.