Moustache Maven Pillows

Distinguished Goat

Facial hair continental drift.

The adoration of the gels.

Muscles

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Body Building Mishap

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Lacks Structure and Meaning

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Modern day mirror.

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

How to wear a false moustache.

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

Small Clams Court

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

High Kick

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

"I guess new carpeting was a bad idea."

Snail Homes

"They're washboard abs, Mr. Hunzinger, and they're on the move."