Moustache Maven Pillows

Distinguished Goat

Facial hair continental drift.

The adoration of the gels.

Muscles

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Body Building Mishap

Modern day mirror.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Lacks Structure and Meaning

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

The Beckhams reveal their coordinated World Cup tattoo, hairstyle and outfits for 2010.

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

How to wear a false moustache.

Small Clams Court

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

High Kick

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

Snail Homes

"I guess new carpeting was a bad idea."