Manatee Maven Pillows

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

Muscles

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Ninja bread men"

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

Myths and legends...

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Like that?"

'Gesundheit.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"Call me Ishmael."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

"Gesundheit!"

Body Building Mishap

Politeness opens doors

Facial hair continental drift.

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Fetch! What about a please?"