Political Maven Pillows

Bernie Sanders Is the Best on the Minimum Wage and It's Not Nearly Good Enough

Horace Greeley as the Trojan Horse of the Democratic Party - 'Anything to Get in'

'I could never vote for her. She thinks the same way my ex-husband does.'

MittMash

Economic Changes Cuba.

Jerrold Nadler

"Ninja bread men"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Anti-war libra.

Upper West Side Story

"This is off our first TikTok."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

Nick Cave

Boarway Show

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

"I ask you, what would life be like without similes?"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Leonard Cohen

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'