Political Maven Gifts

Horace Greeley as the Trojan Horse of the Democratic Party - 'Anything to Get in'

'I could never vote for her. She thinks the same way my ex-husband does.'

MittMash

Economic Changes Cuba.

Jerrold Nadler

"Ninja bread men"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Anti-war libra.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Upper West Side Story

"This is off our first TikTok."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

Boarway Show

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"I ask you, what would life be like without similes?"

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

The violin lesson

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.