Leadership Maven Gifts

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

Muscles

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"This is off our first TikTok."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Upper West Side Story

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

Nick Cave

Boarway Show

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Leonard Cohen

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Body Building Mishap

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.