Motivation Mavens Gifts

Muscles

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Time Out For Teddy

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Team Leader

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

Pat on the back machine

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

Body Building Mishap

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

strong man bends an iron bar

"I love strong coffee."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'