Motivation Mavens Mugs

If you always take the path of least resistance, you'll never be over the hill!

Muscles

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Time Out For Teddy

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Career Elevator

Team Leader

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

'Any questions regarding our financial incentive program?'

Pat on the back machine

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

Body Building Mishap

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

strong man bends an iron bar

"I love strong coffee."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"