Mantra Mavens Gifts

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

Muscles

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Body Building Mishap

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

strong man bends an iron bar

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I love strong coffee."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

"We at Megacorp are very supportive of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazcylone' to enhance the experience."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Grump Horse and Rider