Meditation Mavens Gifts

Thinking Gears

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

Medieval headlines.

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

Working from OM.

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

Analyst and patient

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"That's the Ommbudsman."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"I feel we're making progress."

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'Yes, we are going in circles. How do you feel about that?'

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Psychologist to patient: 'Your time is up, but I'd like to see you again next Flabberday at fifty-three o'clock.'