Mythology Mavens Gifts

"Oh my God, I HAVE to touch your hair!"

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Save the unicorn.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Stonehenge Explained

Invisible clothes

Myths and legends...

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Like that?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Moses as a child.

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Medieval headlines.

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

It was a match made in heaven.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'