Mystical Mavens Gifts

Psychic powers!

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Save the unicorn.

Myths and legends...

"Like that?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Medieval headlines.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

The Venerable Bede

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

Psychic Research Unit.

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."