Mystical Mavens Mugs

Psychic powers!

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Myths and legends...

Save the unicorn.

"Like that?"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Medieval headlines.

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

The Venerable Bede

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

Psychic Research Unit.

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Agatha Christie

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."