Mythical Maven Gifts

It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!

The Judgment of Paris

"No matter how, well I throw I'll never get out of Joe Montana's shadow."

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

"You can't imagine the stress I'm under."

Angels Caught on Devil Tails

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

'Jack, please put the beanstalk back to its original state.'

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"Ouch ... Look Guinevere, I've got you a pop-up toaster."

Dragon toasts marshmallows

River Styx...No Fishing

Myths and legends...

John the Baptist should never underestimate a woman again.

Muscles

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Ninja bread men"

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Swiss army knife

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Stonehenge Explained

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Save the unicorn.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Invisible clothes

"Like that?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Moses as a child.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'