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It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!

The Judgment of Paris

"No matter how, well I throw I'll never get out of Joe Montana's shadow."

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

"You can't imagine the stress I'm under."

Angels Caught on Devil Tails

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

'Jack, please put the beanstalk back to its original state.'

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"Ouch ... Look Guinevere, I've got you a pop-up toaster."

Dragon toasts marshmallows

River Styx...No Fishing

Myths and legends...

John the Baptist should never underestimate a woman again.

Muscles

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Ninja bread men"

Swiss army knife

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Invisible clothes

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Stonehenge Explained

Save the unicorn.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Like that?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Moses as a child.

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"