Myth Maven Gifts

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Stonehenge Explained

Myths and legends...

Save the unicorn.

Invisible clothes

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Like that?"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Moses as a child.

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Human Brain

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

It was a match made in heaven.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."