Myth Maven Pillows

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Myths and legends...

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Save the unicorn.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Stonehenge Explained

Invisible clothes

"Like that?"

Moses as a child.

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Human Brain

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Life is ghoul

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'